Amber Beck

Permanently have no idea what’s going on

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Every year I get 10% more gay #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

@amberrturnerrxx The debrief would be unreal

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Could you imagine watching porn off the side of a tent? #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

@amberrturnerrxx Simultaneously made and destroyed my day and it’s not even 10am

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

The right knee, very sexually attractive #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Ideal woman is a femme carabiner gay, if anybody knows one of those HMU

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

@amberrturnerrxx Pics or it didn’t happen

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Just remembered you can sponsor a mini at the rugby club, brb crying

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

@amberrturnerrxx I already have your number just waiting for you to become single x

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Becky met my future wife out at a pub watching football and didn’t even get her number CBA

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Watching a Canadian lesbian chop wood with a sword has really been the highlight of my day

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I am the finance controllor for my organisation. The admin team order Tetley teabags and are confused every time when Yorkshire arrive. Little do they know, I amend the PO and remove Tetleys and replace it with Yorkshire. I will not drink that piss water

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Tonight I’m a thug and a lesbian #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

I’m a lesbian not a thug #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Once again a fem has me in a chokehold

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

If United sell Russo i will be in a period of mourning for at least a week

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

@AlexCrossland9 What’s the date?!?!

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Two separate girls sat on my head today, and not in the fun way

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Eww that’s so wet #tweetit

[Amber Beck @Beck_Amber9]

Worst part about coming home is mums shit tea bags

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A woman at work smells like the French corridor at my high school. I shall not elaborate further