Becki Mortimer

wave yo hands in the air like you don't care

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

I’d like to say a massive thank you to #loveisland as my husband now brings me a cup of tea in bed every morning before he leaves for work. Two weeks ago, he didn’t know what a kettle was 🤷‍♀️

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Re: my last tweet, I am aware I made a typo in my response. That’s how mad I am @ubereats_uk @UberEats #justicefornotgettingourlunch #disgrace #whereishthecustomerservice

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Here’s a fun story from today. Ordered from @ubereats_uk @UberEats and selected for it to be left at the door as I was going in a meeting and I had ordered to work (which has a reception btw), yet the driver then marked it as delivered because I didn’t answer my phone. WTAF

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

First day back at work after 2 weeks off to get married (one year delayed) and need some reason to keep celebrating 🙏 #freeDOMINOSday

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Yessssss🙌 #LoveIsland

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Kendal is whiney and irritating, she can bore off! Adam’s not the puppet master, he’s the puppet #wellplayedproducers #LoveIsland #JustSayin

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Wes is 20....fuucck offf! You could abseil those forehead wrinkles 😱 #LoveIsland

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Did love island just essential cock tease the whole of the UK? #LoveIsland2018

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@BennyMorts P I M P

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

I'm never ever, ever drinking again 😕

[Rykard @ItsRykard]

Dom go home #LoveIsIand

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@sarah_l_duncan so accurate 🙌💁🏼🙋🏼🙆🏼😆 I MISS YOOOOUUUU and I'm pretty sure fate is telling us to catch up ❤ #itsbeentoolong

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@doctorkk we got this far 😂#soclose

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@STATravelCares @statravelAU I have sent you a DM??

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@statravelAU just ruined my day. All excited for the neighbours tour we booked through them & they didn't tell us to reconfirm so no trip 😡

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@neighbours if we get a taxi to the studio cos the agent didn't confirm our tour can we still look around?! #prettyplease

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Booked a neighbours tour & the agent didn't tell us to confirm so we can't get on. Getting a taxi anyway but no meeting @doctorkk 😭#badtimes

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@AdeleRoberts just for the early morning crew, I totally dj'd the Christmas partyTAY

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

@andrewokeefe4 @AdeleRoberts @BBCR1 haha! Yayyyyyy!! I was waiting for this verdict (wipes sweat from brow) Thanks for listening 😊

[Becki Mortimer @BeckiMortimer]

Spin class in the dark, no hot showers....today is testing my dedication to the gym 💪❄️🙄