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[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I was typing quickly and mistyped ‘Wil Wheaton’ as ‘Wip Wheston’ and anyway I think that’s a really cool name.

[َ @gffyoq]

"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I’m one convincingly-easy looking YouTube tutorial away from giving myself a haircut

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

Today is not a day to thrive

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I’ve really been enjoying wearing Angham in the heat. I have no idea if it’s too heavy 😂 I really like it

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I don’t just layer perfume I concoct

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

Years ago my brother misheard me say ‘paracetamol’ and asked if I had called it “ParisHiltonal” and I think about that every time I use it

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

brooo why do I keep giving my energy to people who don’t think I’m worth the time of day

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I’m not sure how I feel about banana notes in a fragrance

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I’m gonna go lay in a dark room and listen to Never Gone

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I’m manifesting So Little Time being added to Netflix

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I wanna name my kids Delina and Valaya

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

Do we all have a crush on Mike Heck?

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

I wanna go to a tulip farm!!!

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

People thinking people don’t like cottage cheese to be trendy it literally tastes like someone vomited and forced me to eat it

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

How the heck long has Hunter Hayes’ Storyline album been on Spotify??

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

Sitting here eating salty crackers and coffee for breakfast and expecting my puffy undereyes to go down 🙄

[DanskiCS @DanskiCS]

I just wanna feel loved without begging for it

[M. Roald Green• @BeckstreetsBeck]

Why have i only just noticed recently that my head shape is like a LOPSIDED EGG