Becky Seeba

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

I always put my food in the microwave for 1:11 because im too lazy to move my finger

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@MY19641 @BrianEntin Bg#m

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@Stephen_Geiger @stoolpresidente This is my favorite video of all time

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

“She was trying to hold back because she didn’t want to be seen as an angry woman and Pence was playing up the patronizing CEO thing and I promise you every woman in America noticed.”
– My wife just now.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

"Racist white women will be voting for me. They are scared of black people and thrilled that I am willing to be openly racist and not let black people invade their neighborhood. Biden picked a black, female running mate. Corey Booker is also black, be afraid!"

There. I fixed it.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Yesterday’s new coronavirus cases:

🇩🇰 10
🇳🇴 11
🇸🇪 57
🇩🇪 298
🇺🇸 55,442

[Emily Aracri @EmilyAracri]

As an employee of the Pines Pantry I am incredibly disappointed in the Pines community and their actions this 4th of July weekend. Everyday we face scrutiny for not opening our doors to the public. If you have ever questioned why, this is your answer. #FireIsland #fireislandpines

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@griffin_jess6 LMAO

[thomas @iucipur]

Honey boo boo being pregnant is the icing on my mental breakdown cake

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@Stephen_Geiger My favorite lines include “you go to work why cant i go to work” and “he saves lives” “BULLSHIT”

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@griffin_jess6 @KenzieCannini Lmao jess

[Tori Porciello @toriporciello]

This is how I picture the first night out after being quarantined.

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

I just

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

New York Mets starter Noah Syndergaard has a torn ulnar collateral ligament in his right elbow and is expected to undergo Tommy John surgery in the near future, sources tell ESPN. The procedure will keep him out until at earliest April 2021 and likely into the summer months.

[Saif @LowkeySaif0]

No I will not be drawing vegetables on my instagram story but thanks for thinking of me

[Emily Dorko @EmilyDorko1]

My heart is broken. Broken for the freshmen who don’t get a true rookie campaign, broken for the seniors that won’t get one last ride, and broken for my teams that won’t get to experience the joys of spending an entire season playing a sport they love with their best friends. 💔

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

So Donovan Mitchell’s dad has Corona. He works for the Mets. He’s been all around the team & facilities. So, you can take it to the bank that the Mets will be the first team to have a player contract this disease. Guaranteed. Only question is which player. Odds:

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

if my future child doesnt look like baby yoda i dont want anything to do with it

[Becky Seeba @Becky_Seeba]

@Whattsthebuzz Dope