Becky Haynes

wife, mom, accountant, SEC football fan, trivia buff, cook, etc

[Becky Haynes @BeckyHaynes]

All fireworks should be accompanied by Ray Charles singing ‘America the Beautiful’.

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Enterprise Rent-a-car … VERY misleading name. Enterprise We’d-rent-you-a-car-if-we-had-one, but-we-don’t-even-though-we-just-told-you-we-did. There, fixed it for you, now it’s accurate.

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He’s an American Treasure and is not to be touched, you sons of bitches!

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@damienwoody Fairly to pretty damn.

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@ESPNMcGee Is she taking requests for when the Sesame Street album has been played or is she planning on sitting that on repeat?

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@notcapnamerica

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@RichRaho @atrupar Jimmy, you’ve been Catholic for what, seven years? Leo has been a priest since Reagan’s first term. Fairly certain he has a better handle on Catholic knowledge than you do.

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@rmelnyk22 Why not both?

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@Buccigross Dibs!

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@MLBNetwork @roywoodjr Hey @MLBNetwork you should have @roywoodjr do more things. Just sayin’

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How about “Proofread to Succeed”

[Amity @amitylee13]

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.

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@ESPNMcGee

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@SymoneDSanders

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I feel the UGA Clanga game was drunk yesterday. It did not sober up.

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@notcapnamerica This! And it’s always the neighbors going “he seemed like such a nice guy, I can’t believe it”. I wanna see the neighbors that yell at the camera “we knew he was a nutbag the day he moved in! We called the cops on him 37 times because he was a damn psycho and I was right!”

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@consequence @tmorello @FlavorFlav @MrChuckD Ooh, pay-per-view! Please!

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@billprady I think just Milli.

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I miss Fitbit, you know, back before Google started screwing with it.

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@notdetectives

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Former Los Angeles police detective Mark Fuhrman, who was convicted of perjury at the OJ Simpson murder trial, has died.

Fuhrman testified that he had never made anti-Black racial slurs in the past decade, but a recording showed him doing so repeatedly. https://t.co/8703loHhME

[Becky Haynes @BeckyHaynes]

Hey @notdetectives

[ABC News @ABC]

Nearly 30 years after 19-year-old Kristin Smart disappeared, California investigators conducted new search warrants as part of their ongoing probe into the location of her body. https://t.co/3J5d3sd6Ea