Jennifer Welch: “JD Vance is this country’s top prostitute. He believes in nothing. He’s changed his name three times, changed his religion three times. ‘Trump is America’s Hitler,’ we’ve done a complete 180 on that. He is a two-bit hooker”
Got a call at 01:33 AM last night. My daughter's name lit up the screen. My heart skipped for a second, you never know with late night calls.
I answer, All I hear is giggling, Then, "Dad?"
"Yeah, kiddo, You good?"
More giggling, Barely holding it together. "Can you... can you come get me?"
"On my way, Send me the pin."
She's 23, Lives on her own, Works full-time. But tonight, she went out with friends, had a few too many, and knew better than to get behind the wheel.
I pull up to the bar, She's sitting on the curb with two of her friends, all of them laughing at absolutely nothing. Her car is parked safely in the lot. Her friend's car right next to it. Nobody's driving tonight.
The whole ride home, she's cracking up in the backseat over something that happened earlier. I have no idea what the story even is, but she can't get through a sentence without snort-laughing.
And honestly? I'm not even annoyed, I'm relieved.
Because this call, the one where she's safe, giggling, and trusts me enough to ask for help, is infinitely better than the other call. The one no parent ever wants to get.
I told all my kids when they were teenagers, "I don't care what time it is, I don't care what you did, If you need a ride, you call me, No lecture, No judgment, Just call."
These nights don't happen often anymore. But when they do, I will always answer. Every single time.
This dementia-ridden lunkhead will keep repeating the "nobody knew the word dumb has a b" lie forever, but WE'RE the ones with "TDS" for calling out how ridiculous it is.
8-year-olds know the word has a B. He's the President.
He is dumb, with a B. https://t.co/U57HU8wtkH
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
World-renowned American artist Billie Eilish:
"Donald Trump is driving our country and the world toward irreversible destruction. It is unacceptable for an abuser who misuses his power to hold this position. There are thousands of reasons to hate him."
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.
Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.