Alan Miotic

Drake lover, Patrick Reed hater, Depressed Seahawks fan, 2016 middle school graduate, Avid BDS viewer

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

If you see me with a girl at Target, I’m hitting raw.

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Don’t talk to Alan on Americas weekend. #wheresheat

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

That playlist you made racked out in college > anything else

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

National anthem played at a high school graduation last night. Had my head down swaying back and forth like it was game 7 #landofthefree

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

The champagne slander will never be tolerated. Buddy just finessed UMG.

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Beware of Alan’s Twitter fingers tonight. Ice in the forecast.

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Can’t wait. #Alan

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Life’s like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking some shit from some asshole.
-Alan

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Slight self dox, but Alan just broke 90. It’s time to have some GOAT debates. #alanwouldkilltiger

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

I’ll never forget that when prompted to do a current day sports presentation, I chose to do the Tingus Pingus allegation. My good pal did his on DWades game winner in his 2nd stint in Miami. #wtfwasithinking #literallyanythingelse

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Type of time Alan is on. #watchme

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The golf world needs Alan with a driver in his hand. #hellyeah

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Kerry Carpenter is the anti-christ. #fuck

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

@iamRealGaryJ Worthy of a self dox.

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

@iamRealGaryJ Tush push !!!

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Me after hole 12 today. I may have shit myself

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

About to give my office a productive day

- 3 sets of 10 wander around the office
- 3 sets of 3 bathroom breaks ending in a super shit for 30 minutes
- 10 sets of 100 highlight every icon on my desktop
- 1 set of 1, continuously all day, on my phone.

And I get paid to do this?

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Even worse, Bryson went -6 today to play thru the weekend. Guess who can’t watch? #thisguy

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

Parents canceled cable and didn’t tell me. Their response was to “get my own” . Major butterfly effect moment in my life. #cantwatchgolf #shrink

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

@iamRealGaryJ

[Alan Miotic @becomingAlan101]

@iamRealGaryJ #pac12afterdark