Our baby boy has officially arrived❤️ welcome to this crazy world Andre Roy Zachery😘 can’t believe how amazing your labor and delivery went... born 6 lbs 10 oz and 20 cm😩
Andre: “are you happy that your mom had a girl?”
Me: “are you talking about me or my sister?”
Andre: “I’m lucky grandma had a girl because she gave me the best mommy ever!”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN??? Why is he the sweetest boy ever 😭❤️
Andre LOVES watching the videos iPhones make with pics, except this time it made a video of my life before him..he cried and said “no one loves you like I do so why didn’t you put me in your video?” He thought I made it & was hurt to not be included 💔 Love my sweetest boy!!😭❤️
Andre: “why does salt melt ice faster?”
Me: *reads from google* “it dissolves into separate sodium and chloride ions that disrupt the bonds between water molecules. It loosens the hydrogen bonds”
Andre: “GEEZ MOM YOU’RE AS SMART AS VELMA!!”
Thanks google lol
“Lyin' to my face. Thought you would've shown a little grace! How can I expect someone who never had they own place to know they damn place?”
Yeahhhhh drake snapped with this one 🤪
Things Andre has sung tonight that make me a proud mom:
-Humming the beat to LET IT GO by DJ Khaled, Justin Bieber and 21 savage and correctly timing “DJ KHALED!!”
-While using the restroom, he started belting, “I THREW THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY” from Great Gatsby by Rod Wave 😂