Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™

I brew beer and write jokes. Often simultaneously.

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

"If I say something awesome and no one knows who I am, it'll just end up getting misattributed to Marilyn Monroe." - Marilyn Monroe

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

True artists use Pixaloop

[Jon McNaughton Art @McNaughtonArt]

My painting "Respect the Flag" is alive! #Trump2020

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Amazon didn't pay anything in federal income taxes last year. Not a nickel!

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos is worth over $160 billion and is spending his money on going to outer space while millions of our people struggle.

That is what a rigged economy looks like. https://t.co/eDeosrymre

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

https://t.co/A9gOI0oJcx

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

@x19Daniel19x @sam_pIant No, it for sure is homophobic

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

in a way, i'm glad grumpy cat never had to see this

[. @sleepyry_]

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[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

2) Neil Armstrong's moon walk #BeatTheChant

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

When you're only KIND OF mean to the president, you get to be "average IQ"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....Governor of the State did a good job. That may be true but she could not have done it without the tremendous economic success of our Country & the turnaround that my Administration has caused. Really Nasty to me in his average I.Q. Columns, kissed my a.. on the call. Phony!

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

If you accept the argument, isn't this a concession moreover that the right has no independent capacity to identify racism beyond what liberals tell them it is? "You folks have jumped the gun a time too many times about racism and now we can't figure out what it is ourselves!"

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Netflix Defends ‘Queer Eye’ Episode Where The Fab Five Forced To Euthanize Completely Hopeless Slob https://t.co/odHTH1wt2m

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

Great, then there'll be twice as many and they'll be PISSED good solution guys

[brandon @BrandonMH1]

Not really a humane solution in my opinion

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

@lordoftheANGST You are describing a day

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

Not much pushback from the hosts. Do better @NPR

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

Heard a piece on @NPR about the Chappaquiddick anniversary today. Multiple people argued that Ted Kennedy was a good dude since he accomplished a lot on the Senate, despite having vehicular-manslaughtered a girl and then covered it up

Sycophants on all sides, I guess

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

This is the exact line of argument that Trump supporters use to excuse his racism -
"Its bad, but at least he's deregulating/banning abortion/growing the economy"

You can't just forgive the powerful and unapologetic because they agree with your politics

[David Sims @davidlsims]

me watching the CATS trailer

[Bob Seger's Diet Tequila™ @BedbugzNairobi]

Was there like... a cultural moment leading up to this CGI craze that I slept through?
Was anyone asking for this? Does anyone like these?