Jay Blackfyre

I put it in her box, and by “it,” ha ha, I mean The Mail. ✉️📭 RCA - USPS

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

I’ve been seeing a ton of negative comments about Milly Alcock and I’d just like to say that I would like to have sex with her

[dick genital @dick_genital]

How did the notion of a male deity ever gain traction when the most divine looking people I’ve seen in my life are all women

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[dpgp @dpgp00]

Para mi esta foto es insuperable.

[Censored Leak @CensoredLeak]

This will be spoken in that hoods lore for years

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[bweh @sipsandchalsa]

@MISERABLEN0W Telling my buddy at the post office to "do something"

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[🍒 @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[tomie @tomieinlove]

The French folding buttery dough 1000 times to make the flakiest croissant is spiritually isomorphic to the Japanese folding steel 1000 times to make the strongest katana

[ཐི𖥔ཋྀ @GenyaTheHag]

i pulled the sword from the stone too i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[ciel @megumeovv]

it’s kinda sad how i need to be constantly distracted to feel fine

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

not to be super depressing but i feel like if i kms ppl will be maybe shocked for a second & maybe grieve that someone died but no one would Actually be Sad im gone or miss me in the sense that i meant something to them or was a person worthy of missing or they were fond of

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

bro your conduct last night was totally unbecoming of your station

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me