Bedside Table

I'm a bedside table. Don't knock your water onto me please.

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excuse you whoever just kicked me in the night, I'll have you know I could fall on you at any point, I just choose not to

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i think today is the day i should announce my contentment that i am not a coffee table
i don't want no nasty feet on me

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let me tell you, as a table I have seen some pretty memorable things in this bedroom

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USE A COASTER, I AM MAHOGANY

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I am just a humble bedside table do not kick me thank you

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It's hard to follow your dreams of being a ballet dancer when you're inanimate and have four short legs - take it from me.

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@existentialarm It's okay. The other 100 or so clocks still hanging around have kept me company. I still miss your dulcet chimes though...

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@MishasArmyClock That's what I as a table strive to achieve, I thank you for your appreciation of my services

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I'm a table. It's late. I'm probably night-tweeting. But I'm a table, so this defeats the purpose. #aclockalypse

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*makes table noises* Yes, I'm a bedside table. Yes, I will follow all clock accounts. #alarmarmy

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@alarmedandready Always happy to be of service to the keepers of time!

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sTAHP! I'M A TABLE, NOT A CLOCK - DON'T BE CONFUSED. I'M IN THIS TO HELP OTHERS AND TO SPOUT SASS but you can follow if you really want to

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@SASSyAlarm I'm not a boring night stand like yours! I follow all clocks!

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@SnoozeYouLater Hey! I haven't seen you around!...probably because I don't have eyes and you're on me.

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@BeepBeepOhayo *Makes table noises* I'm a bedside table, happy to help my clock friends

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*hums tunelessly* I'm just a bedside table, nobody truly appreciates me...

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I am 485397% sure that I approve of the #aCLOCKalypse and the #AlarmArmy considering that my personal clock is a part of it

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@tricksteralarm Hello, I am a bedside table, glad to help any way I can for all those wonderful clocks out there

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@itsgishwhestime Every hour is #aclockalypse hour - especially if you live under a clock like me

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@DespicableAlarm Hello clock dear thank you for waking me