Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets

Unabashed writers and performers of the most ass kickin' and offensive music to come outta Texas! Come join the movement and be a Crotch Cricket!

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

It sure has been a minute since our last release but worry not...we're in the process of switching studios and producers and should have the next song out sometime next month. Thanks for your patience, we promise...it's going to be worth the wait.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

Goddamn, this GameStop stock stuff is crazy! I had never heard of the term "pump and dump" before and it sounded more like something we used to do with the ho's back in high school. Oh well, you learn somethin' new every day I suppose. Have a great weekend all!

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

I just found my favorite new insult for weak simps: "Hey what up there you thirsty poon hound!"

[Got Pickup? Gary PUA • situationship strategist @GotPickup]

If she catches you trying to impress her, for example, by boasting or excessively complimenting her, you'll be just another thirsty poon hound.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

Yup...Ho Ho's were always my poison of choice. 😉

[Daniel Kelly @danielkelly200]

The war on drugs should have started with sugar.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@alpharivelino Goddamn! I'll never look at a bitches hands the same way again Rivelino! Mad respect.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@___omj I sure hope you can accomplish your goal.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@GotPickup Goddamn right, and sexier for sure.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

When telemarketers call try coughing the minute you pick up the phone. You will be shocked at how quickly they hang up, thinking they will catch Corona from the phone. Hilarious!

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Old college buddy texted he and his wife got the virus, thankfully mild cases and doing better, I asked him if I can get the virus from his text, he actually said he would call his doctor and put gloves on...

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Old college buddy texted he and his wife got the virus, thankfully mild cases and doing better, I asked him if I can get the virus from his text, he actually said he would call his doctor and put gloves on...

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@PaulStanleyLive @genesimmons Hopefully Gene has learned what it's like to be a real friend after all this time.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@alpharivelino I hope the pills are red.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@beamanforreal You say, "I miss that shit we used to do behind the shed."

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@mgtowfrank You're certainly less susceptible when you can think critically. A whole lot of that seems to be missing from the equation lately.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@CHeartiste Boom! You just blew my mind with that one. Man, food for some serious goddamn thought!

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@MGTOWAcademy Goddamn right!

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@dominic_diablo_ Or behind the dumpster. Some of them like the taste of jizz mixed with the smell of garbage. It heightens their arousal!

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@CHeartiste Now I wanna go watch Hustle and Flow again.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@GotPickup Smash. That's why God invented doggy style my friend.

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@PeterTshepiso How about to fuck you then?

[Bedsore Billy and the Crotch Crickets @BedsoreThe]

@DaygameCharisma Yeah, and supported financially too.