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Set things on fire it's fun
I make jokes and such
I'll give you Celery if you follow me
(While Supplies Last)

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WHEN THINGS GET HARD MASTURBATE
-BEDSWORD 2020

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When trump loses is the day I'll follow him on twitter... To watch him pout

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@EveryWorDid911 Wow I waited a while for this one

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Why are there so many children in wheelchairs? And who is the sick bastard that decided to call them strollers?

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@TommyWiseau My cousin does want one

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I found mobility Mary
#MobilityMary
#CrazyLady
#Karen

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Mystery hole $12

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@krisstraub @AmyMcGrathKY Go Team!

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I made an atrocity
#911Remembered
#Quarantine

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@TommyWiseau Can you make custom tommy wiseau masks?

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@greggturkington Just watched the Hobbit and cried at the crimes of the Oscars not awarding it best picture!

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@lasvegasweekly @PaulyShore

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@TheOnion Watched my reflection as it melted

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If tiny Pooodles are Toy Poodles then wouldn't Midgets be Toy People?

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Gums are just skin holding on to your skeleton for dear life

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Lost gem of an unintentionally inappropriate children song every fucking line sound sexual

https://t.co/NB5kOhMutp

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I know what I'm getting for pay day
#ThankFuckingSatanThisExists

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It's my Birthday so here's a Hypothetical: What do you think the Kool Aid Guys Drug of choice is?
(My guess is PCP)

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@RaphaelBW I'm a writer too and I'm trying to get this show that I've written to get produced I have practically nothing but I'm working really hard and I believe in the concept and characters is there any advice you could give me to get started you're a personal hero of mine

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@RaphaelBW An Evening with Beverly Luff Lynn I would say it's smoldering but it's an excellent bizarre comedy by Jim Hosking