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[angel @dogood4me]

my stomach growling as if there isnt fat for it to fucking eat

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Goatbappe🪐 @kyksthetic]

Those 78 minutes when Argentina were out of the World Cup…

[cie @hsmiltn]

when it’s england v argentina soon and i need to support england

[CHOQUEI @choquei]

#BRAxJAP

[tizi @tizibellingham]

yo intentando no contarle mis planes a la gente antes de que se cumplan

[Austine @theereal_one]

they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

started getting up earlier to see if it actually makes a positive impact on my life and it does. Absolutely fuming

[‎جوجل المترجم @puffpuffpowa]

wait yall not paying them back?

[.. @PostinorTwo]

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness. I recommend nepotism.

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

can we bully dreamworks to change the shrek 5 animation like we did to paramount to change sonic’s animation?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i don't text you saying happy new year we still gang i’m just lazy

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I ain’t know he was real tbh

[s @yoongienthusias]

stop looking for a job and start looking for the love of your life who you are gonna die in the arms of in the next five years when then world ends

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.