Rusty

He/Him/Apache Helicopter. Swine Flu survivor. Divorced and Horny

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

You take requests? Yeah lemme get “Last Resort” by Papa Roach on the horn here. Then for dessert I’d like to hear Down With The Sickness. Thanks.

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASHNOW!

[Mark Halstead @MarkHalsteadTV]

Chris Illitch is on the verge of losing Skubal AND Larkin in the same year. Let that sink in.

The media in Detroit is totally spineless and instead of making this the storyline and finally saying enough is enough they will continue to ignore it because he gives them free little caesars after games and a ride on the team plane. It’s pathetic

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

@mrstiffstix911 Henry, if you’re ever in Austin, Buford’s is a must.

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

This screams inside job from the radical Dutch mafia Devos Family after their beloved Orlando Magic blew a 3-1 series lead. The good people of Wayne County will not take this laying down. Swift action will be taken against the Devos family. @FirstT1meCaller

[Tony Paul | Detroit News @TonyPaul1984]

Breaking: Detroit Mercy men's basketball has been hit with a postseason ban for 2027 by the NCAA after another APR violation -- the program's third in the last decade -- school officials confirmed to me. This comes as the program seemed to be trending up. https://t.co/n9jDY1MjXh

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

@FirstT1meCaller Buying low. Savvy investor strategy. #TheRodOfWallStreet

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Double glizzies for a sweep @glizzygoat420

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

@DetroitRedWings Is that a threat?

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Finally, an uber driver that doesnt judge me for going to the titty bar lunch buffet

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Arizona. Torta kingdom.

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Take my land, but you will not take my potatoes @GREATBritain

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Live from the Horizon League tourney @glizzygoat420 @Abella_Danger

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

@T3Bracketology A BBW! @glizzygoat420

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEE

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Sofia Vergara lookalike contest in my bedroom. Winner drives me to the airport in 3 hours.

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

@mrstiffstix911 You wish nigga

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Time is a flat circle

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

Asking for support from @RodAllen12 in the efforts to #FreeRodAllen @FirstT1meCaller

[Rusty @BeeBeeSee9]

I am one of the idiots who got conned by the fucking Ford family and their smelly ass vaginas of owners of the Detroit Lions