Bartholemew.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

I want someone to hold me like you once did. You held me as if i could shatter. Its funny how I only shattered once you let go.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

found this in my notes. i was off acid and i dont know how to feel.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

just like a biblically accurate angel coming down to earth just to strap you down and watch you squirm

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

[medieval doctor on reddit]
I’m a doctor (58M) looking for patients. Located in Bristol and willing to travel an hour by carriage. Must have prior experience with leeches cuz I aint about that pussy shit tho lol. Hmu and we’ll get to some bloodletting you sick fucks.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

She battle on my Gettys til I berg.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

Next time my dentist asks me if I’m using fluoride toothpaste I’ll enlighten him about the *checks notes*…pinecone in the vatican.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

New season just dropped PUUUUU its called Nlolf and everything’s red and on fire.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

inside each of us theres two parts. one half is a liar, and the other ones just a really cool dude.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

yall be safe out there my cousin made a mask out of white bread and some fucking ducks made a mask out of his face. god knows this world is sick and trust me he enjoys it.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

imagine being the honorary mayor of tinkletown. what a job. what a thrill.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

don’t you dare try to sequester me for that jury duty show. i dont give af about the money i cannot lose my duolingo streak. i will kill myself.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

i poop in public a lot. the sheer possibility that every time i do a complete stranger gets to hear me tear the gates of heaven open and speak directly to god through my blubbering cheeks just makes me the smallest bit cheerful.

[Bartholemew. @Beebublover]

If I like a bitch i be thinking abt sending them a full goodnight sleep well have good dreams wake up rested text every night… i won’t tho.