Lies & Slander

Intersectional-feminist trying to stay informed, involved and insane. Art, humor, growth. cis she/her/they/them

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

A number I don’t know texted my manager asking if she was my mom and claiming to be my boyfriend. How would they have gotten my boss’ number and how worried should I be?

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

Happy Birthday Nymphia! 💛💛🍌✨💛💛@66wind99

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

If my company was bought by another company in the past year do I need to fill out 2 separate tax filings? #TurboTax

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

This holiday season be as generous as @tacobell is with their sauce.

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

My job is having an issue with our ancient paper towel dispensers

So managements solution was a hand towel.
In the bathroom.
At the start of cold and flu season.

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

I relate to Scooby-Doo because I too am braver after I’ve eaten a little snack.

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

Am I a difficult coworker for telling my peers I’m uncomfortable when they use words like “r*tarded* and “m*dget?”

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

@_periodttt_ @KingAmiyahScott It’s called Cats Don’t Dance. It’s amazing

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

I just heard a high school job shadow get better information on what my boss prefers than I have gotten in 6 months.

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

It’s 2023. Stop saying pow wow when you mean meeting

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

@TheRobinFierce I got through a whole day of work without panicking or doubting myself!

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

Mantra “I’m not a bitch for needing to take my legally required, scheduled lunch”

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

You might need to tell me a couple of times for me to learn it fully but you definitely need to tell me once if you want me to know.

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

@TheKandyMuse I’m seeing blue for you

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

@o0aw0o This reminds me of when I was waiting to be checked in for surgery in a waiting room full of other people also waiting to be checked in for surgery, meaning they had fasted for at least 12 hours. The waiting room tv was a morning talk show reviewing cheesecakes 😤

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

@jimbodragclown getting to know you essential questions 1) what’s your favorite color? 2) was your life traumatic?
In that order.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lies & Slander @BeebyJenna]

I get SO EXCITED when my plant starts growing a new leaf #audrey