i’m

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[nsimbi yakdala. @olwethundlanya_]

I think anyone who can play an instrument is incredibly cool.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

i hate asking for stuff bc if you tell me no i will start resenting you like seriously

[Miss Fine 🕉️♐️ @KerriFine2]

Woolady got all the tiktok girlies ready to go to Miami to catch AIDS 😭😭😭

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

So take sex off the table and women are boring… do you hear you? Y’all don’t like women lol

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram stays begging me to download Threads. I WON’T!!!

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Jcute @JerryGabri42209]

Why doesn’t smoking weed make people laugh uncontrollably anymore? Now it’s just quiet vibes and deep thoughts.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Baby I’m grown, I like peppers, onions, and all that shit in my food 😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My mom was really feeding us home cooked meals every single day. Younger me didn’t realize just how much work that was or how lucky we were.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Whoever invented Pinterest absolutely ate.

[Yung Miami @YungMiami305]

Corn!

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

dont commit suicide guys that shit kills u

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

It’s mind boggling to me

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

I love being a girl my jewelry be fake asab

[KELLY @Yhuluvkelly]

a nigga could never threaten me w "what u wont do another btch will" call her pls