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You can find anything on our twitter :D We will be tweeting quotes, riddles, jokes, real life shit. Pretty much anything!! :)

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#bitch, who made you? I did. Who will destroy you? I will. #dontfuckyourself

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#youwereonmygoodside until you became a faggot

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Dear men
Actually our dream isn't finding the perfect guy its being able to eat without getting fat.
Sincerely, women.
#Dearblankpleaseblank

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When you're depressed, just sing. You'll realize your voice is way worse than your problems.

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Everything in life is less enjoyable if you have to pee.

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Heat wave (noun) - The only time it's excusable to dress like a hooker.

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Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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The better the party, the less you remember.

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Urban Outfitters - A place where hipsters spend a lot of money on clothes to make it look like they don't spend a lot of money on clothes.

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Sometimes, the monsters inside of us win.

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Where you come from is not nearly as important as where you're going

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You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be

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What doesn't kill you, makes you wish it did

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A British narrator can make any documentary awesome.

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

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#happy4thofjuly Don't catch anything on fire, that you don't mean to.