Benjamin Smith

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

I just want to marry you, that's all I want #jealousofstainy

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Oi, we'll do it after we all get wet! #Tweetit

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Yeah I'm getting into a habit for shagging in toilets at house parties #Tweetit

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Where is the sex hole? #TweetIt

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

@jessicacrean @scutress let's not be too hasty

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

I'm not going to shag a virgin in a bush #TweetIt

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Finally feel as though I'm starting to get the hang of escalators

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Let the food coma commence

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

@tomgray07 @scutress understandable, I miss myself when I sleep sometimes.. wake up in such relief

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

Definitely haven't missed picking mushrooms out of every meal I eat

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

@jesstimmsxo @charmoorexx don't steal my reputation!

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Got the cracker today at Stamford Bridge, Chelsea v Hull City. Pitch is looking fantastic #kammyselfie

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

I've had fairly decent gains #DrunkTweetIt

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

@tomgray07 sounds like a top drawer Christmas tree to me!

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

I'm like a really sexy Bob the builder #TweetIt

[Benjamin Smith @BeeeSmith96]

I reckon if I had more money I'd constantly be on drugs #TweetIt