ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ

𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿| Writer is 25+ | 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜 | 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 PFP By: @WardenDullahan

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

＃７２７　Ｈｅｅｌ　Ｐｏｋｅｍｏｎ！
Ｔｙｐｅ：　Ｆｉｒｅ🔥|Ｄａｒｋ🖤
Ｌｅｖｅｌ：　⚠️ＭＡＸ⚠️
Ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓｈｉｐ：　⚠️ＭＡＸ⚠️
Ｉｎｆｏ　Ｂｅｌｏｗ⬇️

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@awwbuts Please (do)n't! Im spicy and will give you heartburn.

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

What's the matter? Something on your mind?❤️‍🔥

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@misscxxt Did they ever get the results from the biopsy? Hopefully benign. Also hope Beans is doing well and more energetic!

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

I dont even care that I fricked up the code chat. I really dont.

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

LARIAT.xn-6ii

Pent up like no other.
I need to be banished from this realm til demons escape my body.
I hate when it gets like this but its of my own creation I suppose. AUUUUGGHHHHHHHH

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

https://t.co/51lqtQiU8V

Bruh 2020 Sigma
I forgot how GROSS he was. Holy fuck.

Also thanks Blizzard for Pirate Ship return. Definitely missed POTG Bastion every game. (Im actually enjoying the game mode despite the 'trauma')

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@HallowedWarden Most instances require the relief of build up in order to remove! Excess force is NOT suggested as you may end up injuring the donut! However fret not as this type of damage is often repairable!

It is often suggested to be patient and wait for pressure to diminish before removal

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@elftaught Come and get it.

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Who want me?..

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Me at the counter turning in my hard earned winnings.

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Who want me?..

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Ah yes the hours of rotting begin... so be it. I'll carry this curse with no cure. 😼

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@elvenradiance Suck on em and beat me off with the free hand—

Wait what

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@elvenradiance Yeah I be suckin

Them tiddies (nice)

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Accidently mistaking an account for oomf because of something as simple as "See orange color than must be them" makes me feel silly as fuck.

Sorry to the account that may get the random notification from me. Not intentional. Purely accidental off of a RT from another oomf.😅

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Pump it. Hydro style. It's my weakness.

[Paya, Shy Sheikah @ShySheikahPaya]

"𝐻-𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒! 𝑀𝑦 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒'𝑠 𝑃𝑎𝑦𝑎, 𝑛-𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢...

...𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑤-𝑤𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔?"

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

@awwbuts Asking for a glass of milk for strong healthy bones of course!!

[ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ʟᴀʀɪᴀᴛ @BeefcakeCat]

Put the money in the bag

(Rustling plastic)

Oops—
I just got a bag

(Rustling)

This the sound of a bag
Im on Snapchat
Im gettin money
Just like a crab
Came from the bottom
Now I'm at the top
This is the sound
Of a robot—
ELLELELELELE ¡bing! elelelelEL

[ᴋᴏᴜᴢʏ @HallowedWarden]

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He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides

I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside

I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy

Call him "Daddy" while I holler, man, that boy so damn good looking 🎶🎵
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