BeeJ

One of the rare surviving members of the beejus sub-species which are known to duel to the death whenever they cross paths. Has successfully done a barrel roll

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@PlayStation just wanted you to know that the PS5 comes out exactly a week after my birthday. Just thought you should know 👀

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I will forever look back on this day as the day that happened 10 days too early. No one got the joke, so I had to write some nonsense about Being Spider-Man. I’m still calling it a win though ni

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So that’s what it takes. Huh. Life is weird

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@GavinFree Shoutout from Canada where we’ve got lots of guns, but we’re ok with background checks, limits on magazine size, and in general we actually try not to kill each other

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@HarrisChuck *Me next weekend at your place

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Should the opportunity arise, it appears I will not catch fire or turn into a fish, but rather into a bee. And if no one gets the joke, I guess I’ll still just be me

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I find this project interesting since I usually consider custodian work to happen on intervals, but interpreting the data correctly will allow custodians to go out only when required! #MacCSCapstone #MacEng @pinpointr_ai @DrCKAnand

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If I ever start a band, I’m calling it apocalypse chocolate bar 😂

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Been a hot minute, but I wonder when they’ll realize I haven’t cracked, just 2 steps ahead. Check

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Today, almost lost a finger to my machete. Tomorrow I get a haircut. It’s been a good week

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Today I survived a nasty parkour incident almost to be killed by my man bun whilst getting a glass of water. Huh

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@smdriedger @stefiedrew Update: We’ve skipped right over the predicament and gone straight to dilemma. Hopefully I can avoid thinking about it for another 243 days

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I may have created a situation. Well, tbf I definitely created a situation, but it may turn into a predicament. I blame the polaroid. And z

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Couldn't tell if that was a genuine question or if you out here fishin. Whiplash sucks, but mans had to swerve

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I went for the trampolines, I left with new shoes. Got got, I think they knew I was coming

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My chest, oh my chest, it smells of peppermint

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We've reached a split in the flowchart. Whether we go ladies or the alter ego is yet to be determined

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I knew it. This is how it starts. I'm turning into a dragon

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Me: *Thinks heart is breaking
Me: * Remembers I'm still single and also shouldn't have drank 2 energy drinks

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Simultaneously realizing I have weird lines on my head and I don't know where you buy hair elastics