Becky Gordon

I don't want to be just one thing, I want to be hundreds of things, and then maybe a couple more.

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

There was a guy sleeping BEFORE Infinity Wars started... he also happened to be the loudest breather on the damn planet. Thank you for ruining my movie you selfish human

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

You know you really miss your family when you would give anything to spend the day shopping at Home Depot with them

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@S_Derdowski It is so insanely sad dude

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@ashlie_bautista Stunning!!! ✨✨

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

For some reason I felt personally attacked today when I found out All Dogs Go to Heaven received only a 50% by the critics

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@elizabethkriley Same though

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

Love how I spent all of high school figuring out how to perfect MLA format and have it be completely useless when all my college professors prefer APA...

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

The gym either started giving out memberships for free or everyone on the goddamn planet has the same New Years resolution

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@briiiiannajane It easily looks like 5 red cards minimum, was the ref asleep?

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@briiiiannajane How did he not get thrown out of the game?

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

@MargauxWellman This is so accurate though, my parents actually used to make fun of me for it

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

I'll never understand how some girls can look so perfect at the gym while I look like a melting stick of butter

[Becky Gordon @beeksG]

PSA: Don't come to college, it's nothing but a disgusting cesspool of germs to make you sick literally every other week