For the past few weeks I've been doing a fun little charity project called #Drinktober - I should probably make some effort to promote it! ๐
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What more perfect way to celebrate your latest bounty than with a cool pint of Sternhammer Ale down at the Doghouse bar? Get the new pint glasses Inspired by the classic 2000 AD series Strontium Dog https://t.co/BCuVhiySvl
Twitter engineer: Everything was fine until the microservices were shut down by dickless here.
Elon: They caused latency!
FTC commissioner: Is this true?
Twitter engineer: Yes sir, itโs true. This man has no dick.
And that's a wrap for #drinktober 2022. If you have enjoyed this booze drenched nonsense experience, why not share it with your friends? Especially if your friends are rich, charitably inclined, and easily amused ๐
#drinktober 2022 ends with a drinkowe'en spectacular as I recruit my amazing soberhero co-host Heidi, attempt my best @GroovyBruce impression, and raise a delicious glass of Juice Campbell vs Army of Dankness from @brewyorkbeer
Ale to the king, baby!
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Tonight on #drinktober we travel to the dystopian future of 2023. As society collapses, Kirsch Russel attempt to Escape from @brewyorkbeer
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