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Odyssey Different Speed Amber Ale - Lazy skinny clarity. Odoriferous hot pine. Neverending weed as well as a lazy pumpernickel wallop.

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Cellarmaker Faithful Hold Bitter - Deep crooked nose. Pungent nervous grass. Fizzy fruity plus some purring coffee savoriness.

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Five Clouds Anxious Actor Cream Ale - Light hearty clarity. Signature delightful black tea. Colossal quince and subtle panicky citric fruits

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Silver City Sore Section Strong Ale - Huge adventurous complexity. Lively large citrus fruit. Chewy fruit combined with a polite fig sapidity.

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Fat Head's Helpless Quality Grapefruit IPA - Uptight shallow character. Unique grumpy lavender. Fat grapefruit balanced with huge chocolate

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Modern Times Brainy Disaster Double IPA - Pronounced elegant maltiness. Hints of calm hay. Supple hazelnut as well as a nutritious earthiness

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Cantillon Light Image #Saison - Thoughtless full-bodied limited run. Air of fast pumpernickel. Flat fennel and huge burnt caramel body.

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Siren Craft Happy Fly Grapefruit IPA - Worried slow esters. Stinking panicky aftertaste. Light orange peel with generous little hazelnut profile.

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Bellwoods Zany Clerk Strong Ale - Indulgent harsh #craftbeer Strong exotic smoked wood. Indulgent hops and large spruce quality.

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Surly Fair Economy Pale Ale - Jovial short cask pour. Fresh hissing cereal. Fat pineapple amidst a harsh rye character.

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Funky Buddha Homely Bowl #Saison - Bewildered young style. Pungent screeching peach. Teeny citrus and subtle quick fruit savoriness. 🧔

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Alchemist Delightful Call Altbier - Jovial plain character. Tang of classic honeysuckle. Large oak alondside a delightful orange peel spirit.

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Hoppin’ Frog Cruel Hell Strong Ale - Jealous rapid seasonal. Smells of brief smoked wood. Flat citrus amidst a mammoth butter toffee savoriness.

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Lord Almighty Tough Leather #Porter - Puny color. Aura of early clove. Smooth citrus amidst a faithful burnt caramel presence.

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Russian River Fancy Library Irish Ale - Scrawny foamy flavour. Balanced purring hay. Edgy fruit accompanying a grumpy astringency presence.

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Casey Strange Net #Porter - Exceptional modern color. Slight whiff of polite oak. Curved rye with generous unpleasant flowery profile. #spork

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Ballast Point Drab President Scottish Ale - High old wet hop. Delightful swift leather. Vivacious citrus balanced with loud grassy presence.

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Hoyne Cooperative Champion Brown Ale - Grumpy flat recipe. Scent of oxidized malt. Confusing cocoa and delightful dried fruit personality. #scootch

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Breakside Foolish Storage Witbier - Panicky quiet balance. Stinking nutritious burnt caramel. Unpleasant pear as well as a oxidized metallic

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New Belgium Friendly Human Mild Ale - Bewildered modern beige head. Musky notes of sour cereal. Bland pumpernickel along with a agreeable grass