Beer

Hi. I'm beer. I tell you to do things. And you do them! | Use my @ name like a hastag to tweet what beer told you. I'll RT! | I'm currently dating @alispagnola

[HERNANDEZ @hernandezbuki]

Should I keep it #gangsta and have a #OE @BeerToldMe

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

Attention: I will be served in excess at SXSW. Come visit me at this party: http://t.co/u8txxmn1Y7

[Alex N @AlexNam88]

@BeerToldMe to study Japanese.

[Bonecage @bonecage]

@BeerToldMe to fall asleep in my room and wake up naked on my parents' floor (when I was 20).

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

Open me.

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

You hate Mondays? OMG ME TOO! Wanna drink about it?

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

It's never too late for Sunday Funday

[ILoveGoodWeed @ILoveGoodWeed]

@BeerToldMe to get drunk. So #GetDrunkOrDie

[Julie Hutchings @HutchingsJulie]

@BeerToldMe I didn't need to buy cream, that I could recover without coffee in the morning. #liesbeerlies

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

Haven't you seen commercials? Things are totally better with me.

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

Just in case you forgot... IT'S FRIDAY! Time to play together.

[Two Girls Catering @TGCandROF]

@BeerToldMe it wouldn't be jealous if it saw me drinking a different beer!

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

What's better than me? Two me's!! #DoubleFisting

[Ryan Parmenter @Ryan_Parmenter]

@BeerToldMe to drink the rest of my wife's beer when she wasn't looking.

[Erik @ejbjpb]

#bacon #inspired @BeerToldMe to make bacon-wrapped hotdogs tonight!

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

I make a great addition to the breakfast table. Screw that guy, toast.

[Beer @BeerToldMe]

It's now thirsty Thursday. Why aren't we hanging out?