Brian Smith

Fun facts you can share with your grandpa

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

"Bad round of golf better than a bad day at work" ... I had a rough day of work then played a horrible round of golf and that quote is a giant load of bull

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

My personality is not helpful when looking for a 🏠 Most people want to move in and make it their own, I'm trying to move into a major nightmare on the brink of collapsing w/intent to revive it beyond it's original glory from before the raccoons became tenants 🏚️ #dreamhouse

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Just ate an RX Bar for the first time. It had the consistency of a disintegrating piece of chewed gum but man do I feel healthy 💪🏻 #sacrificeforhealth

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Me and my brother telling stories about what we did to try to get out of work early when we farmed is so nostalgic but was so dangerous #OSHAwhat #nofear #nocontrol

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

6:30 am - pleasant morning silence in the office is broken by an impact drill and... and Nickleback 😩

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Am I the only one who got blinded by the BWW light years ago and am just now sobering up to the fact their "deal" days suck now and it's just way overpriced 🤷🏼‍♂️ #wherewasI #drunkonthemtastywings #sadrealization

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Bored at a tradeshow: "ooh a card matching game!"

Email 4 days letter: "hello Brian, you won the YETI cooler prize as you were picked from our participants..." 😳
#ididntknowtherewasaprize

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

*someone banged on something 3 times in the distance

Old man down the row "Come in!"
#clutchdadjoke

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

How is it 2019 and people are still using speakerphone in public?

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Talking with my wife last night:
"I think people have missed my insta stories. I'm thinking about bringing them back."
She responded: "I think you're right. You definitely should."
#watchout #tunein #couldbedecent

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Can't get the cap off my @MuscleMilk and I'm fighting inner shame and deep seeded motivation rn to reach my desired outcome of consuming this thing! #musclemilkgivemestrength

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

@Cole_Sipos3 That kid hasn't paid for squat

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Bosses went out to lunch. So the boys and I back at the office put in a pick up order they could grab when they leave... And we opted for 'Pay at the counter' #freelunch

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Ya know those days you're working but like, not getting any work done... Then you reappear on Twitter #fridaysIguess

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

One of the interns literally just did that thing you usually hear as a joke: *cell phone rings* "hello?" "No I can talk, I'm just at work."

You can't be serious 😂 that's so not cool #havedunstayinganintern

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Really have a hankering to rennovate an old camper right now. I know my grandad would support it, but also know my wife would think I'm losing my mind because "you've literally never done anything like this before!?" & "Where will will park it??" #goodthingwebroke

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Walking down the sidewalk with your friend and someone is walking toward you.

Me: do everything I can to get out of the way

Everybody else: refuse to acknowledge another human's presence and keep walking 2 wide

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

It's 8 am and I've got a serious craving for a #coke

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Yo #PrimeDayAmazon got the wife and I feeling like all our things need an upgrade 😎 and we moved on that feeling

[Brian Smith @BEESMITH93]

Friday dinner tater tots = Saturday morning hashbrowns 🤘🏻