Ted Kord

Head of Wayne Industries (formerly Kord Industries), guild master, gamer, boyfriend, and professional zombie hunter.

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@GoldstarMich He has no right to be so upset

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@GoldstarMich @Babs_Gordon26 Saw Liv's tweet. Threw it so hard it shattered on the wall.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

Someone ask me how michael broke his phone. Come on.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

Michael broke his phone. If anyone needs to reach him you can through me. Except for his muses. They are SoL.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 I am.

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@LissSmoak Good call. I'll log in on my hunter. Wanna play?

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

Rogues are evil. Especially when they are played by your wife and won't let you get a cast off. There is no caster class that tops a rogue.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

I heard the rumors about Ray Palmer taking over my post at Kord Industries/Wayne Industries. To my knowledge these are just untrue rumors.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 I don't like it and you don't like it. Wanna just watch history channel?

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@Babs_Gordon26 I don't even like sports that much. Michael is the only reason I know anything about sports.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 I didn't say anything about going to angel wings!

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 Please baby? Mike gets laid tonight.

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@Babs_Gordon26 But baby! You promised me slave leia!

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@GoldstarMich what?

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@WomonofSteel Mike did it!

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

I have the only best friend in the world that gets excited about having his sex tape go public. Sigh...

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@DLQCanary Learn to laugh dinah.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@DLQCanary Actually I'm more of a fan of the white cows with black spots. But I'll take any chicken...especially a fried one.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 @BoosterGoldMike You look even better.

[Ted Kord @BeetleCordonBlu]

@Babs_Gordon26 And you're even more beautiful now.