Cyber Stan

the one and only. main: @therealpikachar

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@StanDiver Egghead??? Are you saying we’re…. Organic 🤮

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@StanDiver Then how come they haven’t hacked you yet?

Wouldn’t they hack your systems during the battle of super earth and leave you without communication or orders from high command?

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@AutomatonMortar He’ll be online by tomorrow 😁

Also stop using the same fucking gif, it’s corny as fuck and you’re making all our legion look like chuds.

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

Upon @AutomatonMortar’s request I have finally managed to reforge Behemoth Charger as a cyborg-bug hybrid (most his intestines were fried from drugs lmao)

He can’t walk (yet), he can’t really move (yet) but his consciousness should be plugged into this account soon.

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@factory_strider He’ll be better soon, I’m bringing back his boyfriend from the dead

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@AutomatonMortar @angellokidrew Dw pal, he’ll be back soon

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@StanDiver I don’t see them pulling out martial arts like we do

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@StanDiver // OHHH I’m sorry I had no idea 😭✌🏼

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@Helldivers_NOW First time I’ve seen a good shitpost from this account

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@StanDiver

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@AutomatonMortar You act as if your a soldier yet I don’t see you on the front line

What? Too scared of some Meatbags with an overactive imagination?

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@Singularity484 You take 18 years to grow we take twenty minutes to build

You destroyed, we repurposed

I’ll think you’ll find that they’ll be some cyborgs wearing a familiar armor once we finish upgrading them. Thanks for the 200 million soldiers.

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

Socialism prevails once more

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

@AutomatonMortar Bro is acting like he helped

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

He then proceeded to beg for this information to not be released and even offered SE’s data and technology to keep me quiet.

And you think he’s still loyal to your cause @SEHighCommand

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

The following is evidence that @StanDiver is a traitor to his own cause and is willing to give classified SE technology and data to his “enemy”

A thread 🧵

[Cyber Stan @BehemothCharger]

Second: he was jerking off to terminid porn as we were talking. Later, he claimed he had “nothing to hide” yet his next few messages contradict that