@fastmissile.bsky.social

I'm a bull terrier. My name is Behemoth. I ate a whole futon once. What it is? I live on at @fastmissile.bsky.social

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Look, man, you said "make the bed." You DIDN'T say "make the bed but not in an abstract expressionism kind of way."

[Andrew Pyper @andrewpyper]

Not everyone grows up to be what they imagined as kids. But Andrew did. He held onto the vision he had as a boy and lived it with a kind of dedication and courage that few people ever know.
#lucky #books #masoncoile #Exiles @BaskervilleJMP

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

If you or anyone you know in the San Francisco Bay Area needs pro bono legal advice about anything related to anyone in trouble for protesting Trump, ICE, extrajudicial killings, or anti-trans trash monsters, DM me. In dark times, we must lift each other up. Go to hell, fascists.

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

way of the samurai rule 29:

in a rainstorm, be not vexed by the water falling on your head, instead be mindful that you are receiving sustenance

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

hate to brag but it’s been fuck elon musk over here for at least half a decade

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Ahead of tomorrow’s launch, let me just wish Elon Musk & SpaceX a hearty fuck you.

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

2025 little donnie trump:

"i could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and kill a planeload of civilians & a helicopter-crew of soldiers, and I wouldn't lose any voters, ok? it’s, like, incredible.”

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

if you still have a facebook or instagram account & you’re not amy coney barrett I mean what are you doing???

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Fuck Elon Musk & this website. The spirit of Behemoth lives on through Waffle & Baby Bee at Bluesky!

@fastmissile.bsky.social

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Fuck Elon Musk & this website. The spirit of Behemoth lives on through Waffle & Baby Bee at Bluesky!

@fastmissile.bsky.social

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Merry Christmas, New Zealand!*

(*See, that’s a joke about New Zealand being so far ahead on the clock that even on Thanksgiving, it’s actually a month later in New Zealand.)

[Peaches 💙 @MrsAlSwearengen]

We appear to be actively losing Janey Godley, as her daughter seems to be taking over her twitter account. I’m so sad. She’s been such a joy for so long. She will forever be known for this, one of the best things, ever.

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

No matter whatever else you hear from anyone ever, I always was & still am a GOOD BOY.

[Sister Helen Prejean @helenprejean]

The execution of Marcellus Williams is a horrible injustice. This didn’t have to happen. Just a couple weeks ago, prosecutors—with the support of the victim’s family—had reached a plea agreement with Marcellus that took death off the table.

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

gettin late in the day but still rockin

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

First time since March 9, 1997, that Diddy would switch places with Biggie.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Let’s check in on the mainstream media’s latest coverage of Gaza…

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

Today, she chose violence.

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

The Rings event at the Bully Olympics

[@fastmissile.bsky.social @BehemothDog]

DO YOU EVEN RELAX BRO?!