Behemecoatyl

verified dumbass

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Bub is a special type of stupid to get bit by electric trimmer. I'm supposed to be the dumb one

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 I stole it so we could be a perfect pair

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 You think I'd learn to stop biting them off

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Good thing I'm the perfect height to touch it at eye level.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Now do it to my face

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 One of them is sleeping in my bed

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 And things like this is why I'm not gonna be too surprised when you get diabetes.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 That package is all mine

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Shouldn't be insecure about it not being small. Raise that poll and put a flag on that glorious elephant trunk.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Good thing I'm gonna inconvenience you with all the snoosnoo

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Nuh uh

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 It was me :3

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 And that's why we're a good pair. Shitting or not shitting, we still give support.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 It's telling you to get stuff to look good for me. So, ahem, thigh high socks ma'am.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Yup, cpr on infants. You can quite literally burst their lungs.

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 The other half results

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Lickable fabric

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Them calories go to engorging your gigantic horse penit

[Behemecoatyl @BehemothErebus]

@CT_04411838 Them legs, scarf me now.