Our PR would be unmatched because, how can you not like a president that gives every other world leader a hug when they first meet?
Plus, he could tell them to "pipe down, assholes" when it's needed
@bigspanky2911 Take care of it yourself, be the change that you think is needed. You are an island, that body will never be found on the deep, deep waters surrounding you.
These animals only respect violence, so teach them.