Hadiqa

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

i wish i could say '???????' in real life. it would be very useful.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh.

I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret.

I watched this go on for two stops.

Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands.

I opened it.

Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.”

At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten.

I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response.
I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.”

The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air.

Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile.

I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself.

That’s the Japan I always remember.

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

We've lost the keys.

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

@cocodpofficial Odette 🙆🏻‍♀️

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

[Usama @BadshaahSalamat]

Birth control in Pakistan means giving birth to kids and controlling their lives until you die

[nma. @namaloomafraaad]

haris rauf tu aik hi career mai kitnay match harwaye ga mere bhai

[BUNTY. @atang_waddi]

Mei Puchta hoon Kia zaroorat thi Cricket team bnani ki

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

@khialay Jahil ka bacha

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

@iihtishamm 🤡

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

My mum fr 😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

dad’s keyboard:

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

This will always be my favorite tweet 😭

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

@NamkeenJalebi Prettyy 🥺

[Hadiqa @Behindyoou]

@NamkeenJalebi 🥺🤍

[Talha Ul Huda @talhaulhuda1]

“Isb has terrible food, everything here is so bland” - I disagree. You just haven’t been to the right places. A thread 🧵