Phil

Dad of 2. Brit living abroad. He/Him #BeKind

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@Elliott_l11 @WycombeDJ He went to their end of season party so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@CrazyVibes_1 https://t.co/EkKUnqnfMx

[JJ @Jonnywatf0rd]

A story of love and loss.

A holiday, a robbery and trying to reunite my 3 year old with her mythical best friend.

A thread 🧵

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@GenuinelyJodi @pittsburgh11412 He’s clearly interested in getting to know you. He wants one thing and isn’t fussed about anything else.

[Phil @BeingADad5]

Me, a homogay, with my wife, who is falling into lesbianism 😪

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Wait fellas, it's "homogay" to have sex with women?

[Phil @BeingADad5]

“Gentlemen type”

“Invited her to his house and expected her to make food”

Anyone else seeing issues with this? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Phil @BeingADad5]

Why do people struggle with the concept of consent?

One song is a women trying to argue her way out of a man’s house late at night.

The other is a woman enthusiastically enjoying sex.

Seems the right way round to me.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

This is amazing 😂

[Phil @BeingADad5]

My mum always referred to it as “slaving over a hot stove”

As an adult, I don’t understand the negative connotation. Love being in the kitchen and cooking for the family.

What’s your best dish?

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@CMONEYMAKER @HaydenNP16 @ChickfilA @ACR_POKER $297

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@highhands89 @padspoker @IT5PAYDAY As can Party’s break advert.

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@watch_welfare You’re gloating that horses died and the race was a mess because you got them worked up. Sickening.

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@Pokercardprote1 @TheBradOwen @spartandawgtim @BellagioPoker That’s not the way gambling regulation works. Fuck up enough and you lose your license.

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@PokerCentral I’m not a free social media consultant.

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@Trump____ @JohnJacobs1989 @MoodeyRichard @ColU_Official Interesting way to make friends!

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@Trump____ @JohnJacobs1989 @MoodeyRichard @ColU_Official You think being anti-racism is being a sheep?

[Phil @BeingADad5]

🍕 Sorry, but WTF are these pizza toppings? Prawns, chicken and pineapple available but no pepperoni?! GTFO 😡

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@modernmomese Beautiful fambam

[Phil @BeingADad5]

@redditships They got together when he was 37 and she was 19? K.

[Phil @BeingADad5]

What songs to sing to your baby to help them get to sleep?

[Phil @BeingADad5]

Wear glasses? Have you been negatively impacted by COVID-19. You may be entitled to condensation.