I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
Said, "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" to a patient's mother and she reported me because, "I don't understand what part of my request would have caused a problem in the first place." Like, okay lady.