This is your official warning:
https://t.co/HGBXI0DOLJ and https://t.co/SwIuofrW2r have crossed paths.
“I’ll just read one chapter.”
Narrator voice: she did not.
Coffee went cold.
Frankle judged.
The book won.
Woke mom up to list my demands My tail is not a toy, my spot on the bed is mine only, I’m allowed to bark in a kittens face after the third slap, kittens are stupid,I didn’t want one and the kitten can fuck all the way off. #newkittenproblems#catssuck
We left the beach, cuz I need to leave my “New York” attitude at home. It’s not my fault too happy golden retrievers were there too and maybe they could have killed my mom, so I let them know I was there, very loudly, as she described it. And now we have “try again later.” #dogs