JammedIn

Life on the roads of Beirut inspired by bumper stickers and the cab driver next to me picking his nose.

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@StatusInBeirut Remember good news? Yeah me neither.

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When I get home my cat is cleaning out my car. a.k.a littler box.

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Medical fact;
Driving behind someone that doesn't have brake lights is the leading cause of heart attacks.

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"Tell us a little something about yourself"
"Well I often find myself sitting in the car pretending to drive."

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I can feel the earth moving.

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The journey back home is difficult and maybe impossible... But! If you believe you can do it, that's actually pretty cute.

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Tripoli road ingredients:
Cardboard
Cigarette buds
Rat feces
Old tires
New tires
Condoms
Beer cans
Aids
Tears
Broken dreams

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Ebola, Israël, ISIS and Nahr El-Kalb are all terrifying.

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There is a portal near the Casino, into which all who suffered the agony of thirst, bladder problems and child labor just vanquish. Magic.

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Out of the 4 million Lebanese, 5 million are in Jounieh now. Yes.
#traffic

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Move to the passenger seat and take a nap.

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For Christmas I want an ambulance.

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Thank you mother Mary for making our roads safe to travel today.

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Sad story:
it took Smriti Irani less time to graduate from Yale than me reaching work.

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Imagination 203:
Chase people in cars with a tranquilizer gun into a huge butterfly net.

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The brake lights look like a 1000 fairies high on prozac. Or maybe it's just me.

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Retweet this to get teleported to your destination.

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Beirut's road are inspired by hell and infested by gargoyles, freed from their curse to drive.

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Imagination 101 for the jammed:
Picture yourself stuck in a very dense marijuana rainforest,
with a beerstorm coming ahead. #traffic

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Cut off both ears, rest them on car seat, throw zippo in gas tank and walk away.