Rebekah Balch

At the end of the day you can either focus on what is tearing you apart, or on what is holding you together. The choice is yours.

[Rebekah Balch @Bekah802]

@murderjogger thank you for the drinks

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burn hannah G

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Wells, you need to cut this girl off. #TrashedInParadise

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“Big Mike is Bigger In Person” —- I bet he is! ;) #BachelorInParadise

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soooo what was amputated? Does Cam still have a penis? #bachelorette

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if you’re a never-heard-of “singer songwriter” on the bachelorette - you’re looking for a record label. #sorrynotsorry #bachelorette

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anyone else disappointed in hannah not trying the birth stimulator too? #bachelorette

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not sure i have ever laughed out loud at a bachelorette episode. this is great #bachelorette

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why the fuck did she wear all white to this? is this some purity shit i don’t understand? #bachelorette

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But for real, this box dude is a square #BachelorettePremiere

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she should have pulled that rose back off his jacket

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this box man needs to be boxed out #bachelorette

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bachelorette is on - which means im back bitches

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am i allowed to go through an entire bachelor season without bringing my twitter back to life?

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call me a bitch but not a witch! #BIP

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play me happy birthday!! #BruinsBeat

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there's only two kinds of nuggets, chicken and golden. and that's no coincidence. #thinkaboutit

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Patient came in today wearing a @realfriendsband tee with the @FriendsTV logo. made my night.

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as if i needed more proof i was at a hipster bar, the chick next to me is sketching a photo of a cat she's looking at on instagram

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Guys. I too like naps. Maybe I also need help.