Caleb 👨‍💻

Data Analyst| April| Forca Barca💙❤️

[E @Ellis_]

Rodri was on his knees to join Madrid and then Barça entered the chat.

He probably thought that joining Barça was unrealistic because of their midfield depth the food chain is real people.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

2-3 weeks ago, multiple sources confirmed that Barcelona already has an alternative to Julian ‘on-lock’.

Who are you hoping it is? 👀🔒

[𝓹 @Dboyypraise]

"I didn't see Alvarez so I bought you rodri, will you manage it??"

me:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Rodri has spoken to Deco and Hansi Flick and gave his green light to Barcelona in order to proceed in talks.

Official contract proposal already in Rodri’s agent hands and Barça also made contact with Manchester City.

Operation Rodri: full speed for FCB. 💥

[Kvngpatø👑 @_Pato20]

As Deco dey negotiate for Rodri, make he use style ask City how much Haaland go cost. 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😂😂😂

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Am I the only Barca fan that doesn’t want Rodri???

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Crazy how this is all happening because Madrid gave tchouameni a huge contract and panic signed Bernardo silva so he didn't sign with us

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨☎️ BREAKING: Agreement reached between Rodri and Barcelona on economic terms. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 💰✅

[SADIQ @dfwsadiq]

Na 2 thousand naira gas I wan fill this one wey you kit up like astronaut 😂😭

[YH @Yemihazan]

Funny thing is Jude is also scamming Rudeboy, but the mumu is too slow to process it 😭😂

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

There is nothing like “listen to both parties” in this Psquare’s issue. All the accounts they had, there was no time Peter collected the same amount as any of them. Not even in one account. They all collected way more than him. People loved Psquare because of him, he was the face. But he was the least paid, the one that was stolen from and cheated on.

After all of this, Jude still had the effrontery to try to stop MR P from performing all PSquare songs? That’s eviI.

Families don’t move like that. Jude and Paul should humbly go beg that man. They really did him dirty.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

Cynthia Morgan please sue Jude for Signing you with an Unregistered company first!

Omo my head wan blow!

The evil in this country eh!
I am too honest to come from this corruption 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You people fell for this content last year. You know it is cruise, but you still fell for it this year again.

If I actually want to get married, you'll know.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“My grandma refuses to leave the house we grew up in back in Harlem. So whenever I pay her rent, I pay the rent for every tenant in the building too.” 🥹

— A$AP Rocky

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

I am so tired of this country. Fuck.

See the kind grind you gas grind to chop Turkey and Greek yogurt consistently, no be to buy house.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Her son signed out of uni and she brought him a goat 🐐🥹❤️

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I genuinely don't give two fucks about conservative display of respect in a marriage. Just treat me the way you want to be treated.

However, the day I see my wife kneel down to accord any pastor -

She'll kneel down to serve me food & greet me daily or else there'll be problem.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

My own toxic work experience, one month internship I did before i went for nysc. 😭😭

She sent me to go pick up her daughter’s dress at lekki from Maryland, time was 4:45 and we close by 5 and I had to bring the dress back to the office 😭😭😭

I collect the transport, went to pick up the cloth, took it home and never went back to the office till my time there finished. She had to come to my house 2 weeks after to get her dress, werey 😂😂

I didn’t even last my one month there, I just knew office 9-5 isn’t for me 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Other people that attended wedding with me have moved on with their lives and forgotten they went to wedding. I'm just leaving police station because my security guard got himself arrested. Of course it is me he would call. Who else would show up for him at the police station?

From wedding to police station 🤦‍♂️