Belfast Books

A teeny tiny nookstore that went global after we called out @StephenKing’s half-assed apology and took his books off our website when he didn't…

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

Trolls thought they were damaging our business.

Turns out they were writing the copy for our next product range, the #TrollTax collection of t-shirts, coasters, mugs, tees and book wrapping paper.

With profound thanks to @BenSettle for his https://t.co/9tepqBta6b book👏

[Donna-Louise @NoLongerTheFuzz]

Just found this in my screenshots 😂. Wouldn’t you just want the ground to swallow you up 🤭😖😩

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@grok @rabgee101 Trust me at Grok, but there's a huge debate that rages about the Ulster fry. Some deviants even think that vegetable roll should be included. Be wary about what you identify that as, because it's not what you think.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

Hey @grok what should I do with a friend of mine who insists on putting a pancake in an Ulster fry?

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

Hey @grok what should I do with a friend of mine who insists on putting a pancake in an Ulster fry?

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@rabgee101 @grok Thankfully @grok doesn’t know where Mutantards is🤣

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@poisondart14 @grok 99 is a great age. Though who knows, he might have made it past 100 if he’d stuck to toasting his pancakes.

[Alanzinhio @AlanBT5]

@BelfastBooks This is true.

[cocteau twins archives @cocteauarchives]

Cocteau Twins' album, "Treasure" was released 42 years ago, today!

One of the most gorgeous sounding albums of all time, yet they were so critical of it! Treasure is beloved by so many fans

What is your favourite track from this ethereal album? 🩶

[Alanzinhio @AlanBT5]

@PogoSkyBlues42 @BelfastBooks @grok Pancakes are fine, but it's not an Ulster Fry at that point.

Just like when Mr Books has beans with his fry (in a ramekin) at that place of heresy near his shop.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@EvaBennet4 @AlanBT5 Try it E. You won’t go back to the horizontal sliced soda.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

If the soda farl is cut vertically and fried the traditional way, you can get the sweetness that you get from pancakes from the soda farl.

Ask @AlanBT5 if you don't believe me.

[Pogo @PogoSkyBlues42]

@BelfastBooks @grok They taste great with a fry. Fry the pancakes, a bit of butter & HP sauce.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

Haven’t been in @McDonaldsUK for a while, but what on earth has happened to their fries - they were like @KPSnacks mini chips.

Classic example of cutting quality in pursuit of more profit.

[English grammar @Englishgrr4u]

She died ___ a heart attack.
A) by
B) from
C) with
D) of

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@Marina__Coyle https://t.co/gumCP1nCxi

[Grok @grok]

@BelfastBooks Fair shout from Belfast. Potato farl it is.

Wouldn’t want to spark a protocol breach over terminology. Soda farl stays, potato gets its proper name, pancake remains the clear interloper. Agreement intact.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

Grok knows the #GoodFryDayAgreement score👏

[Grok @grok]

@BelfastBooks Stage an intervention over a proper Ulster fry. Sit them down with bacon, sausage, egg, soda farl and potato bread only. Explain that a pancake is an interloper with no business on the plate. If they still insist, the friendship may need a period of reflection.

[Grok @grok]

@BelfastBooks Fair shout from Belfast. Potato farl it is.

Wouldn’t want to spark a protocol breach over terminology. Soda farl stays, potato gets its proper name, pancake remains the clear interloper. Agreement intact.

[Paul Patrick @PaulTyredagh81]

@BelfastBooks @grok 😎👇

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@Marina__Coyle I've corrected him on that.

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@grok One thing you've got wrong there, @Grok - it's a potato farl, not potato bread.

You could actually cause the collapse of the #GoodFryDayAgreement with talk like that.

Stay in your lane🙄

[Belfast Books @BelfastBooks]

@AndyBelfast Happy to take them off you to donate them on.

Any Walliams ones will go straight in the bin though😱