Jul

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

[໊ @sonohoor]

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to research an incredibly specific and random topic alone and in silence for hours on end for no reason at all

[Взаимная подписка с адекватными @since1795]

В Турции обнаружена 2400-летняя мозаика со скелетом и надписью: «Будьте веселы, наслаждайтесь жизнью».

[Andy Coates @AndyWoodturner]

On the phone, and caller said, "well, it's not rocket silence".
Not what?
"rocket silence"
The phrase is, "rocket science".
<actually laughs!>"No, it's rocket silence. Rockets are loud, and it'd be very difficult to silence them. That's what it means."

So...is it *me* that's mad

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with humans

[Jenni @hashjenni]

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this:

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding

So far:
• A passport has been filed for
• An inbox has been zero'd
• A personal website has been created
&more

I recommend this format!

[𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @huhlaynuh]

I am banned from a popular local coffee chain in my area that i worked at for 2 months because they forgot to deactivate my employee card after i quit and for the next 2 years i had been using it to get free drinks. Fuck you Seth from HR you would do the same

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

nothing can ever top this scene from inglourious basterds and brad pitt's italian accent

[Jul @Bell_MT]

Мои соседи сверху хранят пустые пластиковые бутылки на балконе, и иногда роняют их на мой балкон или их сдувает ветром. Сначала злилась, а потом начала сдавать их и получать пфанд. Воистину, деньги с неба

[бармен, повтори @pisyakisya89]

я снизу

[Jul @Bell_MT]

Сегодня подключаюсь на звонок и вижу, что коллега, которая работает из Ирландии сидит в толстовке. Позавидовали друг другу (она обожает жару)

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

Huge news for Owl City this

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? boy fck U right now on june 29th

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

I found out they took this idea from the Big Bang Theory and now I can’t unsee it

[Jul @Bell_MT]

Считаю, что должен быть отпуск для холодоебов, потому что при температуре +30-31 вчера и сегодня и +34 завтра, мой мозг просто не может работать