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Kipkalya Kones

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Sifuna: We will run a country governed by the rule of law. Ruto: Huna akili. Which country is run like that? Sifuna: A 12-floor block makes no sense in a village set up where lifestyles are rural and chickens and other domestic animals dwell side by side with people. Besides, these houses have no social amenities. Ruto: Wewe ni fala baanaa! Sifuna: We will scrap the Housing Levy, seal wastage in government, block State House from consuming billions in mandazi and draw a balanced budget within 15 months, so that we return money to the pockets of ordinary citizens. Ruto: Mr Empty! Mr Shiny things! Mr 40! Sifuna: I swear to you that I will never send the police to kill your children! If you build beautiful roads and magnificent stadia, how do they benefit Rex Masai and Albert Ojwang, whom you have murdered in cold blood? We must build these shiny things in a just, free and democratic atmosphere where all countrymen can enjoy them ALIVE. Ruto: Wewe Mr Extortionist! Governors wanakulilia! Sifuna: OK, so can these alleged Governors now come forward and make the accusations themselves? Ruto: Abujubujubuju! Sifuna: The success of SHA can not be measured by the number of people registered on it, but by the quality of services it offers and availability of these services to the most vulnerable. Ruto: Umetumwa na sponsor! Uko down! Uko down banaa! Sifuna: If you are distributing employment letters to your friends at State House, the rest of the country that you have marginalised has a legitimate responsibility to send you home and install a government that will accord EQUITABLE opportunities to all and reset the nation away from your kleptocracy. Ruto: This can't be you speaking! It must be Uhuru Kenyatta! Previously on this show, Ruto had incessantly said "Sifuna hana agenda". But as we can see, Sifuna actually drops snippets of his governance agenda and policy positions daily, while Ruto rants angrily, shouts on the microphone and sounds like a broken 1982 Sanyo Cassette player. Ruto ako down kama mchanga ya kaburi.

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