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[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Thank God say Oyin no cuss me that year. As I remember the guy now, I don cuss am. Bastard scenic

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Omo😭😭

[noid. @iquivoid]

What really went down between Qing Madi, KFMD, and JTON Music (Joy Tongo)? In this exclusive report for @takingCustody, I examined the court's findings and other legal documents against statements made on both ends.

This is the real story.

Read here:
https://t.co/Q8BzyXengS

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Seeings ads on WhatsApp aggravates me so much. I don’t know how to explain it

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Lemme head to my burner abeg 😂

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Uh, not his 🥹

[ife mi @NisforNora]

It’s not, with their hard bum bum

[Motolani Alake @OneMotolani]

So you thought SDC was lying?

Two groups of two grown men each, one made of two OGs, one of whom used to work in banking. The other group has a muscled man with beard, playing drums while passionately singing falsetto.

They told you, “No Love In Lagos.”

You still doubt am.

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

I have no words; just tears

[Charms @The_amakaaa]

Lmao is it the same salary we’re supposed to use for this new month? Because e don go oo

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Solution that I know in and out

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

I will tell them to do something at work but because I’m not saying it technically, everybody ignores. Now it’s critical and you’re looking to me? That what? Did I not say it?

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Ounje yii ni sha bi afise

[Ọlámidé Ọmọreghà 🇳🇬 🇨🇦 @Officialregha]

I have these two former colleagues of mine, Seun and Adaora.

Seun is married, and I also know his wife because we attended the same university.

I didn't have any issue with Adaora until she started bringing food for Seun at the office.

It started with, "Oh Seun, I brought you food today."

Before we say jack, it became, "Seun, what would you like me to prepare for you tomorrow?"

At that point, I knew where the whole thing was heading.

Seun was already feeling uncomfortable and didn't know how to handle it, so he came to meet me.

I asked him, "Why doesn't your wife prepare food for you to take to work?"

He replied, "My brother, I don use style tell her before, but she no even make any attempt."

I told him, "No worry, make I handle am."

I called his wife.
"Ayo, how far now?"

"Ah, Mr. Olamide! Good afternoon, sir."

After exchanging pleasantries, I got straight to the point.

"Ayo, you know say I be your person. I honestly think it's a good idea for you to start preparing food for Seun to take to work. I noticed that two different ladies bought him lunch twice last week."

She shouted "Ah!"

I replied, "What do you mean by 'Ah'? If you're packing food from home for him, do you think he'll even have room to be eating food from other women? Before you know it, one of them will start cooking for him regularly."

Within one week, my guy was showing up at the office every day with homemade food.

Sometimes they would pack some snacks for me too.

That was how Adaora's food ministry and Co. came to an end.

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

@iquivoid I did NOT do that 😂

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

@YtonaDa When you mistakenly post on story 😭

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

My baby is writing exams so she’s busy

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

I think I should start a thread 😂

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

My baby sister is graduating in 2 months and the memes are hilarious 😂😂

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Bulking season 💪

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Sun came out after that dour streak and I was so happy. I better brace myself for that winter in Canada

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

文化

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

@Lakebrown3 Chai I will change 😭

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

Sorry please 😭

[Oluwatooni,the Global Woman💐 @MKuola]

As someone who enjoys cooking, I hate that I constantly have to beg my sister to eat. That woman can go the whole day without eating.
I don’t know how she does it 😭

[Edelweiss @BellaOdrade]

What will I eat today sef?

[CHIKAMMA @AlexVivyNnabue]

Went to my friends house and I have to literally force her to eat. Them just dey for house dey press phone, nobody dey chop for these babes house. So it’s true? You women are really not eating? Literally treating food as an after thought?