Witty Quotes

Ye are gods

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@ABUJAPLUG Lazy, greedy and wicked

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@winexviv Or make refineries work and increase crude output for local consumption

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@Urchilla01 10 doesn't mean you won't come back to collct ball na

Warch Zidane, Ozil, Del Bruyne, Gerrard

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@ThaBoyYom I can almost certainly say that the prayer no pass the roof of that car

See the non-challance sef

[banger boy @oneunseriousboy]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 1’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 2’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Roma - 3’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 4’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Dynamo Kyiv - 5’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 6’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Atlético Madrid - 7’ 
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Schalke - 8’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Galatasaray - 9’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lyon - 10’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Malmö - 11’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Shakhtar Donetsk - 12’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ajax - 13’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Basel - 14’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Valencia - 15’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 16’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 17’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Marseille - 18’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Real Sociedad - 19’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. CSKA Moscow - 20’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. APOEL - 21’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Celta Vigo - 22’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 23’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Levante - 24’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Granada - 25’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Elche - 26’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Málaga - 27’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sevilla - 28’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liverpool - 29’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ludogorets - 30’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Inter Milan - 31’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Parma - 32’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Torino - 33’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Juventus - 34’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lazio - 35’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Napoli - 36’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Genoa - 37’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Udinese - 38’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sampdoria - 39’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bologna - 40’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fiorentina - 41’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bayern Munich - 42’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Borussia Dortmund - 43’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Werder Bremen - 44’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 45’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Panathinaikos - 46’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 47’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Manchester City - 48’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 49’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Arsenal - 50’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Chelsea - 51’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 52’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Newcastle United - 53’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Aston Villa - 54’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fulham - 55’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. West Ham - 56’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Everton - 57’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bolton Wanderers - 58’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Blackburn Rovers - 59’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Stoke City - 60’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wigan Athletic - 61’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hull City - 62’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sunderland - 63’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 64’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Middlesbrough - 65’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hungary - 66’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Iceland - 67’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Croatia - 68’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wales - 69’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Netherlands - 70’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Czech Republic - 71’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sweden - 72’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Denmark - 73’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Russia - 74’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Northern Ireland - 75’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. France - 76’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Germany - 77’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Switzerland - 78’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Poland - 79’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Serbia - 80’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ukraine - 81’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lithuania - 82’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Luxembourg - 83’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Andorra - 84’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Latvia - 85’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Armenia - 86’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Azerbaijan - 87’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liechtenstein - 88’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina - 89’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Al-Hilal - 90’

Chibuzor fans, over to you 😂

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@iamnasboi You are not qualified to discuss football in the public space bro

You ball knowledge is not it at all

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Ballon Dor criteria is basically "whatever Messi wants"

In 2010, Messi won the Ballon Dor with 0 WC goals coz "World Cup doesnt matter"

Fast forward to 2023, Haaland did not win Ballon Dor despite winning a treble & breaking Premier League goals record coz "World Cup matters"

So whether you win the World Cup or not, Messi will rob you.

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@FinPlanKaluAja1 Or rather "we will come up with bogus impact metrics that will present our reforms in good light and shut naysayers"

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@Freyy_is It wasn't recorded does not suggest it didn't happen. I guess we never know

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I have ways believed there are no rules in life. You can push whatever boundary or lines as long as you have what the other party wants

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| FIFA will be bending its own rules to make the World Cup final half-time last 30 minutes, as opposed to the compulsory 15 minutes.

This is done to allow an NFL-style “halftime show” while also allowing sports channels to analyze the first half.

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

Is Cazorla a joke to you?

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I’ve never seen anyone with such up-close ball control like this guy.

It’s like the ball is a magnet to his feet.

Try to think of any player that has that ability. None comes to mind.

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@Morris_Monye I hate that this Natural talent convo was pushed successfully by the media

To say Ronaldo is just hardwork when he can literally do everything a footballer should be able to, is sickening

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

St. Michael the archangel,
defend us in this battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and the snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray.
And do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God, cast into hell Satan
And all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen. ✝️

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@Wizarab10 Without extra favours

No WC, Maybe 4 Balon D'ors, Lots of Red cards and disciplibary issues, No 'media darling' treatment

He will be considered one of the GOATs not the GOAT, or probably a Maradona Regen

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@AfamDeluxo He needed it like mad

He probably will have 0 WC and tops 4 Ballon D'ors

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@klintoncod How did you get to football punditry?

What do you mean you didn't expect that control and finish from Cristiano?

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

Fabregas had better profile than Iniesta and eventually played more than that fraud at the world cup

[2000s Football ⚽ @00sFootb4ll]

Promising young talents at the 2006 World Cup. They all had a great career🔥

[Witty Quotes @BellyWaters]

@Wizarab10 Fabregas was more promising than Iniesta atbthat though. He played fringe role atbrhe 2004 premier lague campaign, he played major role in Arsenal's 2005 FA cup winning campaign and was instrumental on the team's 2006 campaign successfully replacing Patrick Vieira.

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@bethabetter These ones think they are bigger than the program..lol

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@Kashe1dz It's always the Zaragoza