@QuimeyHerrera01 El central Paraguayo es un perro con esquizofrenia,solo sabe hacer dos cosas, cabecear y mandar la pelota a la mierda fuera del área,y eso es hermoso.
This is hilarious because he name checks Will Hughes.
Will Hughes is genuinely in the top 10 best 17 year olds I’ve ever seen in my life.
Championship midfielders with 300 senior games couldn’t get near him.
🚨 José Mourinho: “I once had a player who didn’t want to take a small injection to play a match.
I took off my shoe and socks and I put my foot right in front of his face and I told the doctor: ‘GIVE ME THE INJECTION’. And he gave it to me and my toe was perfect.
Then I told the player, ‘C’mon you can also do it.’ He said: ‘NO, you are CRAZY’.
He played NO matches with me after this (laughs).” [BeastModeOn]
@AlbicelesteTalk Firmly believe that when he retires, Barcelona, PSG and Inter Miami must release all his training footage.
What he must have done during training would have been simply more unrealistic than what he did on the actual field.