Benjamin

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[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

When your cat steals your phone and takes a selfie

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

You’re welcome, Twitter.

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

@ConnorKaatz It was about you bro

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound of your heart

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

Cya later Detroit has taken over

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

@samkatejohn97 I'll give you a back rub

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

Hit the drop down arrow in the top right then direct download

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https://t.co/aUzujRvXta

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So @samkatejohn97 was actually @colesprouse as a child

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

@chandlerjamesgo Text me when you get here!

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Your wcw got drunk off half a margarita & spent 3 hours on the beach posing for a pic she captioned "never leaving". She leaves tmrw at 9am

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

@chandlerjamesgo How's that?

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If there's anything I've learned from tonight... it's that humans can have the strangest body structures

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@samkatejohn97 @Trishamonday_ On top of me?

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

Just dropped a red pepper on the ground in Kroger and put it back on the shelf #whitecrime

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

It was professor plum with the candlestick in the ballroom

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

When you show the bouncer your fake and he says, "this isn't you".

[Benjamin @Ben_Beallas]

Me: how in the world did that moms kidney fit inside of her 4 year old daughters body? Sam: they probably didn't give her the whole thing