Ben Dascal

Fan of Carlton FC, Liverpool FC, Melbourne Victory FC, Chicago Bulls, Dallas Cowboys, a bit of banter and competent sports commentary.

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@JoshKaplan @onepercentas “Good evening, Quartersssss.”

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@JoshKaplan @onepercentas Gerard a lot more sanctimonious now than his youthful “Gerard Whateley, 10 News” days from 2002, when you used to skip school to attend training with Synbad, young Joshua.

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@JoshKaplan Still basking in the glow of my perfect 20 out of 20 Gandhi essay in year 10 history (your 18.5 was a bit high I thought).

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@JoshKaplan Agree, mate. Just trying to work out the thinking. Think you could argue he deserved a final shot at it in 2025 but clearly 2026 was a mistake.

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@JoshKaplan Perspicacious as always, mate. Feels very amateurish from both sides. Both too scared/conservative to do what they should have done. Colossal missed opportunity all around.

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@The_PrenderCast We seem to be either/both intimidated or in awe of them. They believe/know they can beat us. We hope we can beat them.

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@DidCarltonWin Keep, but ultimately probably should only be a depth player and replaced by someone with a bit more class.

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@FOXFOOTY Brodie Grundy, dropped on Friday…

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@Sputnik22 @adriansal80 She’s been following Collingwood for 97 years!

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@thepumper5 As soon as Cook and Cerra came out a few weeks back and basically said it wasn’t about finals, but just about “improvement” or whatever nonsense, I knew we were in trouble. We’ve barely kicked a goal since.

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@superfooty Finding him?

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@1116sen Neil Craig?

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@hasumpstuffedup The old Sorites (quarter) paradox

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@thepumper5 Of course. But in the end, his job is surely to get the most out of the players he has. I think it’s pretty clear that he’s not doing that and hasn’t for some time.

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@thepumper5 Voss just isn’t up to it, unfortunately. They won’t sack him, because they’ll be worried about history and the perception/look of it, but it doesn’t make it any less true.

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@NicNegrepontis He should be dropped anyway. They won’t do it, though.

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@SENSportsday @Sammy__Edmund At least someone associated with North finally hit a target 🤷‍♂️

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@1116sen How are these numbers calculated? What are they based on?

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@UptheBaggers Hopefully Pittonet can read a Snellen chart…