Benjamin Hale

21. Whatever I put here will only label me; you can do the labeling for yourself.

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

The real problem with modern education in the US is that children are taught from a young age that their value can be quantified into a value from 0-100 and that the work they do should be done solely for the acquirement of this numerical value.

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

@fvckmalo

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

This is the first 4/20 in 3 years I haven’t celebrated; being sober actually feels really nice

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

I bring up a motion to reintroduce “hitherto,” “ergo,” “henceforth,” “alas,” and “forthwith” into common English dialect. Does anyone 2nd this motion?

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Not only is it the case that happy people are more willing to help others, but as I generally point out, helping others is the best way to help yourself, the best way to promote your own happiness. It is you, yourself, who will receive the benefit.

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

Criticisms are often manifestations of one’s innermost insecurities

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

@krystal_brookee I’ll never forget the time he put a toy car in his ass and went to the doctor to get an x ray

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

Too soon 😭 https://t.co/0GIHbkTVCw

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

@KelseyRWhite Did you make it back to your apartment tho?

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

If you’re ever feeling stupid, just remember that one time Sir Isaac Newton was presented with a mathematical problem by Johann Bernoulli with a 1.5 year deadline... he then invented a new branch of calculus overnight and sent in the solution to the problem the next morning

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

@krystal_brookee Which would you pick?

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

Would you rather have a happy ending or a happy beginning?

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

It’s just funny to me that neither liberals nor conservatives realize they’re brainwashed

[olɐW @fvckmalo]

How can we win when fools can be kings?

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

It’s almost god damn May and it’s snowing outside

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We do not but the church across the street has a huge lot and I'm pretty sure Christians aren't allowed to tow. https://t.co/4zr2KFNT7D

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

A Blockbuster gift card is the perfect way to say I'm sorry I threw a bottle of Red Stripe at your dad last night.

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

Every single morning https://t.co/KKNgxEFlyg

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Two kinds of people in this great wide world: kids whose hamsters lived in modest socialist housing projects, and kids whose hamsters lived in a lavish network of palaces and multicolored tubes.

[olɐW @fvckmalo]

No you can’t and that’s what’s wrong with politics https://t.co/SLqdGcUUEe

[Benjamin Hale @Ben_Slater3]

@OhHeyImKayci Are u accepting $1 donations too