Ben Affleck Batman

not really ben

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Fuck yeah I'm batman and fuck yeah you can eat as much shrimp as your heart desires.

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

My damn diaper makes my butt all puffy and you can see it even with the cape on :(

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Do you guys liking my new movie?

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

My movie sucks huh?

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

It's my big day. I'm batman. I'm loving the movie to be out. Man it's neat im btatman

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

My fuckin socks don't match today. I hope superman doesn't kill me today it would suck ass to go out like that

[Kuinia Thũmbi 👑 - Byad Gyal - Bruja 🧚🏾‍♀️ @itsfacetious_]

@BenAfleckBatman Is what #BULLLLLSHIT looks like in the dictionary...
For the 1st time I'm considering #TeamSuperman
:(

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

I cut the top off of my bat mask so my Macklemore haircut could be out and free. I'm btatman

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Ran into the joker earlier today at the grocery store and neither of us were in costume so we just pretended to not see each other.

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Robin isn't texting back :(

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Is dark vader in the new Star Wars? If he is he can kiss my batman ass. I'm the original all black suit man. IM batman

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

@SuckMyHardRod I'm a dumbass idiot fucker

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Dirty panties taste the best when you chew the flavor out #5sos

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

Buttfuck cumpenis twatfartcum #5sos

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

*at shitty Tuesday night karaoke*

DJ: Ok up next singing "Superman is Dead" for the 10th time tonight...batman

Me: eeeyaieee ya

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

*at cash register at Starbucks having just ordered*

And what's your name, sir?

*in full batsuit*

Merry Christmas

*high 5's Fred durst*

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

It's 2015 and daddy is batblam now https://t.co/aKj1FIpam8

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#1980sIn4Words Michael Keaton was Batman

[Ben Affleck Batman @BenAfleckBatman]

@garrettsummers @PosterArtHouse im batnam

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@Alexontheloose I cam be as bad as possible. I'm blatman

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@BenAfleckBatman typical week https://t.co/5GYMXCdtQv