Ben Alabaster

Chief Process Strategist | Coach & Mentor | Magic Maker

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@hubspot why is it so irritating to try and track someone down to cancel my account so you stop billing me a fortune every month for something I'm getting no benefit from?

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@OvilleHydro Is there a new ETA? We’re still without power after more than an hour after you said this. Any updates?

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Anyone got AS400 experience and could tell someone who has never even seen AS400 (MS developer) what it would take to become proficient enough to install NodeJS on it? Asking for a friend.

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@marco4549 WHERE? They’re in a stolen vehicle… but don’t tell us what the vehicle is… or where it is… is this just somewhere in Toronto? Ontario? There are was zero useful info in that message!

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@Nicole_Rickad @HydroOne Plus: We’re receiving higher call volume than expected…

You’re still on hold waiting to talk to someone after they’ve already fixed it. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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OY! @HydroOne are you gonna do anything about this on Chinguacousy and King or am I gonna have to do it myself?

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@TorontoPearson @GovCanHealth You’re supposed to be a world class airport for Christ sake. Plane loads of passengers have been sitting on the tarmac for hours waiting to gate. What a clusterfuck! Get your act together!

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Apparently it’s taking more than an hour to gate planes at @TorontoPearson right now. What. The. Fuck?! What a clusterfuck of incompetence!

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@ASUSUSA Your Markham service centre's number in Canada is just dead air - it connects, but there's no voice prompts, no ring tone, nothing... just dead.

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@ASUS my parrot ripped the keys off my B9450 keyboard and broke quite a few of them. I'm struggling to find replacement keys or a keyboard. Where can I go for repair/replacement in Canada?

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@KLM can you please explain why after flying with you a dozen times on the same route in the past 3 years why I suddenly can’t check in online?

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@BMO why is it when I dial this number on your error page, I get "We have no record of this number"? That's unhelpful when you're in another country and live and die by your internet banking!

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What's wrong with @BMO just now? I can't log in to internet/mobile banking, can't get anyone on the phone, my card doesn't work and half of the website gives me security errors and the helpnow page won't load.

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@mholzschlag Well back then I had a modem you had to connect to the phone handset with velcro and you had to blue box your way to connect to a computer that had an internet connection to get internet 😆

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@davidfowl 🙋🏻‍♂️

Also… what’s wordle?

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. @canadagoose what does someone have to do to get a response out of your customer service email? Twice I’ve been ignored. I expect better customer service for a $1,200 coat!!!

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God damnit @dominos why do all your stores keep pointing at each other saying “try them” - I just want a pizza damnit!

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@StevenDelDuca @LCBO So while I agree with this in principal, Diageo, the company who owns Russian Standard and is owned by the Russian Oligarch also owns Crown Royal, Johnny Walker, Singleton, Captain Morgan, Don Julio and more… so what now?

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I don’t know how to tell you this, but if these are your bags sitting on the tarmac, they fell off a baggage trolley and nobody seems to give a shit. #TorontoPearson #LostLuggage